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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Matthew, Nov 14, 2016.

  1. HimbeersaftLP

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    Yeah, I could listen to that joke the whole days, wiht my headph... Oh wait...
     
  2. Sandertv

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    Headphone? :p
     
  3. HimbeersaftLP

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    But I can't plug it into the iPhone 7... XD
     
  4. PocketKiller

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    nice image. :O
     
  5. PocketKiller

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    Troll Question (Easy)
    Jack's mom has 4 children.
    3 of them were Apple, Banana, and potato.
    What's fourth?
     
  6. HimbeersaftLP

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    Jack!
    Wait, Jack, headphone jack? iPhone 7? Coincidence? I don't think so!
     
  7. PocketKiller

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    where's the superlike button
     
  8. HimbeersaftLP

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    We don't even have a like button here :( <-- An EmojiOne Emoji would fit better here!
     
  9. Magicode

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. Sandertv

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    Lol :D
     
  11. HimbeersaftLP

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    Another good joke:

    What do you use for seeing small things? A microscope!
    What do you use for seeing in the sky? A telescope!
    And what do you use for seeing through walls?
    A window! Ahahahahahahah! XD
     
  12. Sandertv

    Sandertv Zombie Pigman Poggit Reviewer

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    xD
     
  13. SOFe

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    What do you use to see through a photon? :D
     
  14. HimbeersaftLP

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    X-RAY Hax! :p
     
  15. Junkdude

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    *ba dum tsh*
     
  16. robske_110 (Tim)

    robske_110 (Tim) Wither Skeleton Poggit Reviewer

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    What if you want to charge and listen to music at the same time with an iPhone7?
    Bill Gates: You are screwed
    Cooked Tim: Buy our totally useless and expensive ear BUDS! Get some real buddies!
    Steve Jobs: WTF? We always had two ports who tf removed the one??
    Normal guy: Buys 20€ Bluetooth headphones
     
  17. robske_110 (Tim)

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    :internet exploder: says: Goodbye 2012 Hello 2013
     
  18. HimbeersaftLP

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    Happy new year 2010, written in Internet Explorer, I hope it will come until 2010...
     
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