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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Matthew, Nov 14, 2016.

  1. Matthew

    Matthew Baby Zombie

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    What do u call a sheep with no legs?
    Cloud
     
  2. HimbeersaftLP

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  3. HimbeersaftLP

    HimbeersaftLP Fish

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    Ahahahhahahaha
     
  4. Magicode

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  5. Sandertv

    Sandertv Zombie Pigman Poggit Reviewer

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  6. Matthew

    Matthew Baby Zombie

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  7. Thunder33345

    Thunder33345 Moderator Staff Member

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    so far the funniest
     
  8. Thunder33345

    Thunder33345 Moderator Staff Member

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    could someone make a PAPP meme of PocketMine + Github = explosion of spoon(actual spoon pics flying everywhere)
    only people in PM will ever get it and that could be our inside joke lmao
     
  9. Sandertv

    Sandertv Zombie Pigman Poggit Reviewer

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    OMG LOL.
     
  10. Sandertv

    Sandertv Zombie Pigman Poggit Reviewer

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    I'm on it, give me some time.
     
  11. Thunder33345

    Thunder33345 Moderator Staff Member

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    UDP jokes incoming and i don't care if you don't get them
    "Knock knock.
    A UDP packet.
    Who's there?"

    "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

    "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

    "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

    "Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

    "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."

    "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

    "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

    "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."

    "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."

    "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
     
  12. Magicode

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  13. SOFe

    SOFe Administrator Staff Member PMMP Team Poggit Admin

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    This post, post-582, is a joke. This post is very funny.
     
  14. Sandertv

    Sandertv Zombie Pigman Poggit Reviewer

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    What is the longest English word?
    Smiles
    There is a mile between the first and last letter!"
     
  15. HimbeersaftLP

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    :/
     
  16. Sandertv

    Sandertv Zombie Pigman Poggit Reviewer

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    Sorry I'm bad at jokes LOL.
     
  17. SOFe

    SOFe Administrator Staff Member PMMP Team Poggit Admin

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    With modern technology, it is probably not difficult to project letters on a big screen, or even on the moon.
     
  18. Sandertv

    Sandertv Zombie Pigman Poggit Reviewer

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    True :p
     
  19. HimbeersaftLP

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    I have a good joke....

    ....the iPhone 7
     
  20. Sandertv

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    Dayum. Best joke of the day x)
     
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