Tell them that I think they would be good for coding MiNET plugins. And, then tell them what PHP is What would you do if you found a raccoon in your house, on your computer, reading your emails?
Use Ethernet. What would you do if you were carried 100 miles away by a tornado, but were perfectly fine?
I would be really suprised, because I have a Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime, not a Samsung Galaxy Note 7... What would you do if your phone caught on fire?
Blame Shoghi (get it, I have a Microsoft phone, Mojang was bought by Microsoft, so technically Shoghi works at Microsoft) What would you do if shoghi blames you?!
Get a room deodorant xD What would you do if AutoCorrect would exist on paper in real life and you can't turn it off?
Use computers to type stuff instead of writing (it's hard to write with paws anyway). What would you do if everybody in the world forgot who you were, and you couldn't convince them of who you are?
Be happy cause nobody's gonna know my background story so I can start a new life. What would you do if homework and tests didn't exist?
Be wondering how in the hell I was able to accidentally crash into the frickin moon... What would you do if your pc started burning
Create another one and say that I lost mine lol What would you do if you had to use dial-up internet for the rest of your life?