[Game] What would you do if...?

Play with them and become friends with them. Then teach them how to play Minecraft

What would you do if you were required, by law, to eat nothing but spinach for the next 45,999,076 seconds?

 

i wouldn't do it. It would kill me anyways. (Yes, eating spinach for 1.5 years will kill you)

What would you do if all php binaries are suddenly gone?

 

Code in C

What would you do if php wasn't slow

 

have fun with it

what would the world do if C became as slow as php suddenly

 

Use HTML for websites, and Java for software.

What would you do if PHP was discontinued, and then outlawed in every country?

 

Go learn a new programming language (probably Haskell) and write my own software.

What would you do if you could turn your imagination into real life?

 

I would be able to travel across dimensions and travel through time at will using the ability to make energy do whatever you wanted with the snap of your fingers.
What would you do if you found out how time works?

 

Throw away my alarm clock

What would you do if spoons took over the planet

 

Release the beast!

What would you do if elephants were evil?

 

Nothing, I don't have any elephants near me.

What would you do if you had a Nokia 3310?

 

Play Snake.

What would you do if you were a dog?

 

Annoy cats

What would you do if you were a cat?

 

Wish I were a dog.

What would you do if the moon got caught in the Earth's atmosphere and crashed into it?

 

I don't know... die probably?

What would you do if you had to choose a new language to code PocketMine in?

 

I would ask @dktapps what would be best.

What would you do if you found a wolf using your computer?

 

Tame it

What would you do if you were the CEO of Apple

 

Retire

What would you do if you were a wolf?

 

Attack humans xD

What would you do if you were me?

 

Drink myself.

What would you do if you were never allowed to sit or lay down again?

 

Well eventually my legs would get tired and I would have to.

What would you do if you weren't ever allowed to use the Internet again?