[Forum Game] Add to the sentence 2.0

Ayyy, it's the 2.0 version from the old forums. Now he have plenty of things to play on these forums. Xd

If you don't remember how to play:

• We start with a sentence.
• We add 1-2 words to that sentence.
• If there are more than 2 words in the posts sentence, skip it.

E.g.

John: the big
Jane: the big dog farted
John: and I laughed --> that's more than two words, skip
Jane: the big dog farted so I
And so on....

K. Here's the start:

If I

 

If I can recall

 

If I can recall the dog

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was

 

If he couldn't recall correctly, the dog was not

 

If he couldn't recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on

 

You cannot change words, you can only ADD WORDS.

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor who was

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor who was drunk and

 

If I can recall corectly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbour (sry I prefer British) who was drunk, and definitely did

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor who was drunk, and definitely did drive a

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito.

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito. And he

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito. And he fell into

 

If I recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbor who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito. And he fell into a big

 

if i can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbour who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito. And he fell into a big meme of Shrek.

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbour who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito. And he fell into a big meme of Shrek because of

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbour who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito. And he fell into a big meme of Shrek because a granny

 

If I can recall correctly, the dog was not pissing on my neighbour who was drunk, and definitely did drive a flying burrito. And he fell into a big meme of Shrek because a granny has killed