Code golf: How to fix all bugs?

Write code to suggest innovative or boring ways to fix most if not all bugs you can find on your server below.

 

A few examples:

Exit with 0 as soon as possible.
This will make your server exit with code 0, i.e. the program completed without error.

PHP:

exit(0);


Suppress error logging
Since users usually upload a crash dump without explaining what's wrong in their issues, we can assume that the root of all bugs is crash dumps.

PHP:

ob_start(function($lines){
  return implode("\n", array_filter(explode("\n", $lines), function($line){
    return stripos($line, "error") === false;
  }));
});

 

Code:

php -r '@require "src/pocketmine/PocketMine.php";'